squidbit asked: I mean I can't speak for everyone, especially since any knowledge I have comes from politics crazy history teachers I've had, but yeah. If you can't afford a commercial on a major channel then you're probably not gonna be heard of by anyone who doesn't go out of their way to research independent parties
that’s actually really fucking sad.
Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.
WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT
an angry one
squidbit asked: Basically, yeah. But there was that one guy with the giant beard and the boot on his head who ran for president. His whole thing was something about unicorns and magic or something I think. We knew about him.
so you only hear about joke candidates and not serious parties that need representation?
He did it. He actually managed to describe how it feels to live with depression and suicidal tendencies.
this is really, really important
This guy is amazing I love his stuff
squidbit asked: There's tons of other parties, it's just that republicans and democrats are the two main ones. Also when we're voting for the president, they're pretty much the only ones that can afford to advertise candidates on TV and shit, which means they're the only ones who ever win. Plus ignorant americans, we don't know how the fuck our government works or what parties we have
we have two main parties like i said but we still talk and know about the others.
it’s like anything other than republican or democrat might as well not exist in america
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
that’s a first.
I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC
I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card