ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard
only a real 15th century kid will get this
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
This is just legitimately sad.
and this is why i’ll never meet my circle.
i’m guessing it’s on another country or even continent
whoa, this almost made me cry. My thoughts exactly…if you wanna be average - do all these things.
and people thinks it abnormal to do your own thing, its abnormal to think its okay to force yourself to bend to others will.
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
Oh god, not French.
ANYTHING BUT THE FRENCH.
The great debate.
welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
Aha my cousin made a status about how she felt awful for assuming the muslim men who attacked the british soldier today would be asian when they weren’t and my other cousin commented saying
“Yeah, I thought they would be Indian too”
omfg, I just can’t.